While I still will do research, literature reviews, graphic novel and DVD reviews as well as disability, LGBTQI and other minority issues, I still want to be a ‘journalist of complete truth.’
Yes, a ‘tell all’, starting with my ass
I believe it is called ‘Pandering.’ Or ‘the lowest common denominator.’ But yes, I am wearing my Victoria Secret ‘message’ panties, literary set. I started with the dream of creating my own library, as a child, and now I commit lewd acts outside one.
Last week, during our last library trip, I was in the entrance atrium trying to explain something to Linda (the topic eludes me) which resulted in my hoisting up my top. After a few seconds of Linda’s glare, I realized her laser beam eyes were not ‘fine I get it!’ glare but the ‘What the ‘bleep’ are you doing?’ glare. Huh? Had the bottoms slipped down and I was showing my panties? I looked down. Oh, hello Girls. I suddenly realized that my haste in changing to leave meant a new top, but no bra under it.
“Right, right, no bra….” I said, with top still hoisted.
“YeaH!” Linda muttered.
I had forgotten my point, but lowered the top, sure that I had made it: visual aids are oft important.
As Linda said, “Well at least the homeless guy, the guy playing the guitar and security guard all got a good look.” Ah, since we had just left, perhaps it was my pert nipple state which had the security guard and some other guys asking if I needed help. I just assumed the city had become friendlier.
As you can see, I have both a strong affinity with libraries…and lewd acts in public spaces.
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