a) I have figured out how to fund going to see a doctor in the States
b) I am starting a sex trade
c) I got my hair dyed and did some 'dress up' (otherwise known as 'kink up')
And NOW, for the close-up.......truthfully, is that not anime hair or what? (stay tuned tomorrow for the kinky teddy bear shots - we actually had a guy almost walk into a pole!)
Ha, take that you Wheelchair Seating people who said you can't wear a mini skirt in a wheelchair!And for a different girl, here is that framed picture of Witch Hunter Robin I got done the other day.
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I suppose the answer is "C", but if you can work it so that it leads to "A," go for it. You can probably generate a lot of money from devotees who just...want to...push your...oh oh oh...chair, and could likely solve your night carer problems, too. Oh, yes, there would be other problems instead, but at least they'd be new ones.
Indeed, your hair is very much anime-style. In fact, with the wings and the lolly goth look, you would be right at home in some romantic anime featuring a magic girl who turns into a raven. Now, if we can combine it with a sentai show, your wheelchair can form the head of the giant robot and you can be leader! Lollyman versus Beacon! Roar! Stomp! Crush! Lasers!
I choose
d) all of the above
Wheelchairs and miniskirts seem to go together well. At least you do it well.
great photos - good to see you out of doors and, I hope, enjoying the relative freedom.
I kind of hoped that the beautiful make over was to celebrate A.
Wonderful! I sort of wish I had that hair colour or the blue "tokyo" style I've seen on teenagers. I am thinking of getting a wig since blue doesn't really seem to give me library credability.
And miniskirts. Seems like a very good idea.
You look fantastic! I am very professional when working, it's a drawback of the job. However, I suspect the (currently) purple hair and the stiletto boots give my true nature away. Good for you girl - make them stuff those stereotypes where their performance indicators don't shine x
D) All of the above?
I love the new hair! Did you get the corset at Hot Topic? I think my Beth has the same one. ;) I'll post some pictures of Beth's new hair later when she gets up. Since it's only 9AM here that could be in about 6 hours!
The anime cell is great, and the framed picture of you is pretty cool too.
Oh, wait a minute, that's not you in the long coat, is it? Oops; silly me.
Go for B; start a new trade and solve the night care problem. Yeah, as Yanub says, it would cause new ones. But it would brighten the odd shift for a bored police officer!
Yanub: Tsk, tsk, dear. LollyGIRL crushes Beacon beneath the feet of her wheelchair. C'mon, no self-respecting GUY would wear that miniskirt in a wheelchair; it would have to be a kilt! Either that or long black or very, very dark green watered silk. One could use denim, but that's just too, umm, everyday. One MUST make a real statement, you know. Like Beth does!
Hmm, now I've done put foot in MY mouth. You should be Lollywoman; you're "all grown up" now, Beth, so I shouldn't call you a girl. Of course, if you did start a new night trade, you could be LollyWench stomping Beacon in a transforming wheelchair. The Times-Colonist would HAVE to notice that, wouldn't they?
Okay, I'll get serious. You really do look most wonderful, Beth, and of course you can wear a miniskirt in a wheelchair. You just have to have the right attitude, and the right fashion sense. And possibly the right wings.
The gloves? gauntlets? arm warmers? look better to me than the corset, I'm afraid: I get cold hands starting about this time of year, and they don't warm up until at least late March.
That anime cel is beautiful. Have you shown us that image before, though? It looks familiar. The wood behind it is pretty nice, too. But get the cel into a frame. It really deserves one.
Lots of love and many zen hugs to you and your Child Bride,
Neil
Oh, I should have mentioned this link: http://www.malleries.com/1880039s-watered-silk-jacket-exceptional-details-i-3188-s-80.html
While making sure I had the term "watered silk" right, I found that jacket. And I suspect it would have looked good on you, Beth, if it weren't already sold.
Cheers and more hugs,
Neil
I have to agree with Cheryl: I was expecting that 'D' option too...
I think, in an innocent (not-devotee) way, that you look gorgeous, hair and all.
If I could do a wolf whistle, I would. Holy cow, woman - very hot! Love the hair, the outfit, the michievous (is that how you spell that?) look.
Look out, Victoria!
(I think that could finance more than just a doctor's visit)
That is seriously anime hair. I'm with cheryl - D) all of the above. The goth look is good on you, which is excellent since you'd probably do it anyway.
I can't wear a miniskirt on my scooter, or at least it would take some practice! Great outfit and hair. I hope that A is in the cards.
a-c read like the beginning of a story...
My mum used to have a tiny green dress which nearly caused a few car crashes. I had to take it down a few inches before I wore it (I am very modest, and like my bum to be covered).
Did you get a shot with boots in (she asks hopefully)? Maybe it's just me, but I think that outfit is crying out for long boots. You certainly have an appropriate goth complexion!
I was hoping for d) All of the Above, too!
Any other comments have been momentarily forgotten due to the distraction of thinking of your possible Hot Goth Crip Sex Trade... *grins*
Also, it's rather... stimulating with the over-knee stockings/miniskirt combo! I say hooray for minis in a chair! (Would it be tacky for me to imagine such a thing on a breezy day? Yes? Sorry!).
I like you with red hair!
Yanub: That's pretty much what Cheryl was saying because so many cars were circling the block we started to cause traffic problems so I think there might be some devos who would enjoy um, I dunno but whatever it is they do - I am sure I could sell a picture pack of this and the OTHER kinky pictures we took that day (we took down a stool, since some outfits need a bit more 'upright')
It was just odd because I can't get anime hair to go to Japan but now it arrives and the salon person was like, "You are now making your hair parted like this" and then cut off like 2-3 inches going, "It LOOKS healthy and full - it's not but it LOOKS it."
Cheryl: Yes, but the thong didn't show up in this shot I was a bit disappointed about that.
Kathz: Good late evening sun, bright enough for photos and yet didn't make me pass out until we got inside.
Anna: the selection A - is that wheelchair devotees will pay a LOT of money to collect and masturbate over pictures of women in wheelchairs looking hot or frail or both. So that is what we meant by Selection A - as in, we put a photo pack together, sell it online to the devo's or I make some cheesy Devo psudo porn where I am adjusting my thong strap by under my school girl skirt or the like.
I have tried blue but it loses colour and turns green, which makes everyone think you are a Green Day fan for some reason. Thanks for the compliment.
Caroline: FANTASTIC - why don't you work near me, I could SO use you as a caregiver - there was some 5 inch kink boot to go with this (they are in the May cemetery visit pics) - but they take 40 minutes to put on, and I was already tired from hair, leg and bikini wax - waxer tried to convince me that since I have such diminished feeling, I should do a brazilian, I told her there are MANY nerves down there and even if a FEW are working......so I gave it a pass.
Tom: Yes, I got it at hot topic, the skirt too - I am a hot topic advertisment, go the arm warmers AND the wings there too - affording kinky goth, that's my friend hot topic! Oh and the knee highs with bows!
Neil: No, I just got the cell last week.
Yes, particularly if I brought them back with me, calling the night care to put me in a new position - I bet Beacon would need a meeting to make themselves not liable for injury during kinky Devo sex while worker is present.
JackP: Thanks - it is nice to know I always have an 'alternative career option' particularly after that guy weaved and almost walked into a pole and another order the taxi he was paying for to come around again to shout, "Yah baby" or something else witty. The woman who yelled, "You go girl!" was rather confusing (not that I MIND women being attracted, but she wasn't, she was just saying, YES be all you can be....in a thong and miniskirt and corset!)
Devi: I was thinking of you when I did this an other pictures, this is MY cosplay: acting like Normals. Or sex starved Betty Page AB's.
Lene: Thanks, that's why I was busy yesterday doing dress up and then recovering because you KNOW the hair never looks quite so perfect the next day after the salon!
Yeah, who says that I don't have career options.
Perpetual Beginner: Yes, turns out that whole "staying indoors all summer" makes goth come natural - I should do an auction for people willing to um.....push my chair home? Thanks
Fridawrites: I hope so too but I don't think I will be doing selling photo packs of me, not QUITE the legacy I wanted to leave behind.
Abi: you are so right, I DO have the 5 inch heel, knee high, "I'm so BAD, you need to come help me" boots (or the "I'm going walk all over you and you're going to pay me!" depending on the look). But I didn't have the energy to spend the 30 minutes or so to get them on.
Lisa Moon: Yes, I am available for viewing in Cook Street Village from 5-7 pm on Alternate Saturdays, for those wanting a roll though the park, or to sit on my lap, that's $25 every 10 minutes, but I assure you it is very much worth it, since gosh darn it, my string thong bikini just keeps needing to be adjusted!
Yeah, horaay for mini's and wheelchair and going downhill fast by retirement homes to get all the old guys to have heart papitations!
The salon person was right - it's a fantastic cut. Makes it look as if you've got twice the hair as before.
I'm neither a devotee nor an old guy (OK,not old enough for a home) but my heart may have skipped a beat .. of course,mini's in a wheelchair; my philosophy has always been "do what you want, joke em if they can't take a fuck"
Nice anime hair .. Collette has been wanting to do something with her hair and I love her colour but have been encouring her to do some streaks .. some really bright colourful streaks. Hell, maybe some day I'll dye my pontytail, you never know.
Love the corset too ... and of course boots. I've known a few goth girls in my life but you are my first anime girl, so thanks
You're looking pretty sexy, though until the pictures came up, I was hoping the answer was "a".
Hot Goth Crip Sex Trade. Excellent! My friend Sarah and I would be willing to cut you in as a partner of the brothel we'e going to start to fund our research. Personally, I think we out to do something different and be the three Madams of a brothel full of boys.
The cel looks fantastic!
But, Neil, -man references the first sentai serial ever, and -girl doesn't.
Wow, nice bright red! Why did it work out this time? Not that I didn't like your Japan colour, it's just that this is so vivid. It really suites you, flame thrower!
I never know just what I'll see or read when I tune into your blog. I'm delighted to see Sexy EFM today! I see why people say you could raise some serious cash and I also understand why you don't want to do that. Thanks for sharing your very cool, corseted self with us.
"But, Neil, -man references the first sentai serial ever, and -girl doesn't."
Okay, Yanub, I'll take that one under advisement. Meaning: I see more research in the future for Neil.
But Beth's not anatomically correct to be Lolly*man* and she IS the sort to break new ground. So I say never mind the first sentai serial ever, Beth is the first LollyWoman! WITH lasers on the wheelchair. James Bond has nothing on her!!
Of course, they'll be safe lasers and have the proper warning on each of them: "Caution: do not look directly into laser with remaining eye."
You know, I imagine that if the whole lot of us could get together, it would be like some huge SF/anime Con, and we'd all get along fine. Pity that there's a bit of water between us and Lady Bracknell, and a rather inconvenient border just south of me and a whole lot north of Dawn.
Speaking of Dawn: I hope Ike takes a right turn real soon! What's your thesis about that you need fish?
Laughs, prayers and zen hugs for all as needed!
Neil
aren't choices a & B. the same?
It looks like you had fun doing dress-up.
Y'know what, y'all have a good and potentially lucrative idea there. The best part is, the devos are probably already looking -- so you might see some turnout just from putting up a paypal button with a suggested donation "if you enjoyed these pictures. More if you enjoyed them privately, heh heh."
I am dubious of the worth of seeing a doctor in the States unless you've got a very good recommendation (average health care practice here for migraines is to suggest 'headache management classes') but I'm guessing you're not short on recommendations, so I could see that working out for you, and I hope it does.
The outfit's very cute, in any case - whee!
Wow! Beth, you sure generated a lot of comments on this blog post. Love the hair - love the color, new length looks great. My neighbor who works at a hair salon has offered to cut my hair at her house. Maybe, I'll be able to do it this week.
The outfit is perfect. Photo is great . But I'm with Neil, I want to know if the gloves/gauntlets things have a name.
Sharon
Sorry, will post the rest of the replies in the morning...I mean later in the morning when I wake up!
Neil & Sharon: they are called Arm Warmers and they are great if you have a condition for instance like Reynauds and have to keep your arms and hands warm BUT you can't sweat and your torso is overheated easily and you have to wear tank tops (or corsets!)
I have noticed we finally found a topic to get the men commenting! Woo hoo!
Shea: thanks, I like the Red hair too - came out great!
Lene: thanks, that made my day - it is one thing when the person you are paying says it, it is another when a friend does. I am a bit overconscious of my hair loss so thanks!
Victor: if your heart skipped a beat - mission accomplished!
Yes, I should have done the boots but getting two full costume changes (you haven't seen the PVC outfit yet!), was enough for me without the boots too! Bummer.
I hope she does streaks or at least tips, like red tips in the back - that is a good way to start and she will be surprised at the compliments she gets! People like coloured hair - go for it!
Yanub: Sadly, I have NO idea what you are talking about so if it is anime, I am very ashamed.
Donimo: I have no idea, the hair dresser thinks it was the medications I was on last time (I am now on twice the medications I was on last time) but then she also let it sit for 45 minutes so who knows. Just glad I got the colour - now the squirrels will recognize me again (time to go to the park) - actually a black squirrel came over during the photo shoot - felt so bad, hadn't brought any peanuts!
Well, I would like to show the Sexy side of EFM more often but sadly it takes help these days (and a good video camera - oh, bad joke!). My sexy flirty side kind of died away but I am taking the chances I can get to bring it BACK!
Dawn: yeah, thanks - well unfortunately the A) financial problem doesn't solve itself, and now with antiseizure meds and pain meds, it is like we are getting further and further away! Sigh.
Thanks for complimenting the Cell!
And yeah, bring on the Madams in the hot crip sex trade (so what if I need help getting into my corset - that's what caregivers are for, right?).
Neil: Wha, with the wha, wha wha? I feel like the kids in the Peanuts cartoons!
Raccoon: clever as always, yes that is true. So am going to trade on my looks and legs instead of my brains? (or rather that there are people with money out there who will pay to see stuff - so why not show them!) Dunno, the votes aren't in.
A.J. Luxton: I like your thinking, just put in a button to paypal and then they get to go onto the next costume or picture! The lazy way to make money (now that I have done the modeling and we have like 200 pictures (seriously!).
I do have a very good recommendation of two neurologists, I just need to get the funding going and maybe figure a way for the BC government to pay.
Thanks for the compliment on the outfit - what do you think of today's addition!
Sharon: They are armwarmers, And thanks for all the compliments, I had three seizures but it was worth it (and lost three hours and a bit afterward) becuase I get seizures all the time, but how often do I get anime hair, salon cut and a sunny afternoon, not too hot (I made up for that Budda-Boom!), and a chance to play dress up? I went for it! Thankfully I had two enablers with me!
Ah, Beth, that would be Gatchaman, which would later be bastardized into "Battle of the Planets." It features a second-in-command who receives a traumatic brain injury part way into the series, leaving him with increasingly debilitating seizures. Get hold of it, and cheer on Condor Joe as he absolutely refuses to give up his quest for vengeance.
arm warmers? I'd thought they'd have some special sexy, pretty name. funny, Neil with his SCA background called them gauntlets. I was trying to think of the Greek word for the same thing - in Homer they had a piece of armor that protected the wrist & forearm, but I can't remember it.
Anyway, if you look closely at the picture of my "birthday picnic" piece, the little bear on the left is wearing arm warmers.
Sharon
Beth -- I still wish you coing to the States was an option.
Neil -- I'm interested in how aquatic stressors (temperature or oxygen changes, peticide exposure) affect fish body symmetry.
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