The news for today is Screw Bronze (that THIS BLOG for the slightly dim) has passed 100,000 hits which either means I’ve been visited by over 100,000 people or 100 people a thousand times (or sitemeter is total crap and I've been visited by many more people - ha ha!). Though, from recent searches of “screw people in wheelchairs,” “woman knee balls” and “slept with a lot of guys” (and the ever popular “men with waxed balls”) I can only hope this site has satisfied all who find it in all the enjoyably twisty ways. There is some small pleasure in knowing enough people have read my blog to populate a town large enough to warrant a Wendy’s, six Starbucks, ten Subways, two Denny’s but not yet large enough to interest Walmart (or IKEA).
What I do find mildly disturbing is that on average 1 in every 10 people who come to Screw Bronze for WHATEVER reason click on my profile. I mention this 1) because compared to people like Zephyr I don’t particularly have a clickable profile picture (and due to nature and the limitations of photoshop I doubt I ever will). 2) There are some really strange searches that bring people here; to be honest the majority are not the sort of searches you want to introduce at a family dinner, and MOST of the really odd ones immediately click on my profile and my picture (For instance the most recent search: "rape scene fairground father".....clicked on my profile). So any time someone recognizes me from my blog in real life I’m afraid or worried they will go, "I know you, everytime I google "naked lesbians with swords" I see your face!" (just one of the few google seaches I am #1 for, like "self harm goth lesbian": I'm #1 AND #2 for that search). Actually while we're on non sequitur subjects, can anyone explain why my post on Neurological Fatigue was almost immediately translated into GERMAN? And added to a Health show?
Still, Screw Bronze reached a milestone and is around (in a clinging and needy sort of way) in spite of all my self-destructive attempts otherwise. And I am still around too. So....PARTY TIME! Please follow me up the staircase to the party (just play along that I am a) AB for the night and b) actually look that good in a corset! (Oh, I look good, just not THAT good)
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