My attempts at blogging the post below yesterday were delayed by a new algorithm by Google which determined that my blog Screw Bronze, did not represent a real person and was SPAM, Thus I had to wait until the blog was checked and verified that I am that I am. The algorithm filtered for blogs which used the same words again and again (I know I have a limited vocabulary, but it’s not nice to point it out) or those who have many links; like blogs which get a bot to make a daily blog linking all blogs which use the words “household cleanser.” Because I tend to write internet articles in which I try to give links for each quote or evidence I give, I think this is why Screw Bronze was tagged.
As for SPAM, I have never offered to make any part of your anatomy bigger, which is what most of my spam consists of, and quite honestly, if I was 16 or 17 again, I MIGHT be drawn down the dark alleys of breast “enhancement” – but I am too bitter for that now. If however you wish to send me your banking details and PIN number on the hopes that I am a Nigerian bank which is holding a large sum of money waiting to give you, or send me $20 so I can give send you a secret internet address of lesbian threesomes in schoolgirl uniforms then please do so: I can guarantee that everyone sending me money for the above purposes will receive the same result.
And now that I am a Google certified human being (who needs governments and birth certificates anymore eh?), on with the blogging!
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