A recent study has “proved” that sex for guys is 400 times more enjoyable than masturbation. But how does masturbation compare to the strange look guys get on their face while stoking their new X-Box 360, or better yet, killing a friend online with a head shot? Is it better than when you cyber on World of Warcraft? Better than blogging? How much?
Enough about you. Surveys have shown that 41% of women find masturbation BETTER than sex. When Kinsey did his survey 50% said they masturbated, now 82% do. Hooray! Particularly as studies show that for a woman, knowing yourself sexually only helps in mutual sexual satisfaction with a partner. On that note our 126 boxes of stuff arrived from the UK yesterday; including the small but varied collection of vibrators (dug them out of the boxes in like....an hour).
I’m not going to talk about The Rabbit except that one woman’s magazine in Britain found just over 50% of women had one or tried one. Who thought before Sex and the City that vibrators could be hip? Here are some insights from a journalist who worked as a Good Vibrations clerk if you aren’t getting the “Wooooohoooooo!” experience.
My favorite vibrator is my Lipstick Vibe which is small, compact (great for taking on vacation, on roadtips, on boring trips to the doctor's office, etc) and can be easily directed to different areas. Plus it allows you to make endless innuendo about wondering if you need some “lipstick”. It makes me giggle. Just turning it on and off is fun: Lipstick out, lipstick in.
This fav vibrator spot may soon be taken over by the waterproof Rubber Ducky which vibrates all over when you press the switch in his back. This was suppose to be a present for someone else which I just couldn’t give away (it’s so cute!). You can watch it twitter about the bath water, use it for neck messages or get busy with the beak.
A lot of women (and men) are hung up around the idea of female masturbation. It’s “not nice.” Well (insert rude swear word here) that! The idea of the virginal maiden waiting for a guy while not ever thinking sexual thoughts is not only outdated, it’s unhealthy. It comes down to this: “The main reason a woman should masturbate is because it feels good.” Female sexuality isn’t something permitted under the watchful eyes of men, it’s a right; you were born with it. Stop feeling guilty and start feeling good. It even burns calories.
Next time we can talk about that addiction which causes intense guilt, can break up relationships and is often chosen over sex: Chocolate.
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